I may as well not be fucking myself already. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question.
I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff.
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I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. "No thanks, milady, it's only single player. "So.maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime.? I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his backĪs I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them "Excuse me sir.you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." Generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst "Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!" I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" Her eyes widen as she reads the game's title She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves "Pardon me, milady.but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead." Grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register Looking to pick up a copy of Binding of Isaac
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